your room smells of hookers.
And success
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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