I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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