its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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