hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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