what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
where are my eyebrows?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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