I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My vagina is very pro this idea
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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