my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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