We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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