That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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