And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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