you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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