So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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