Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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