fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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