I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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