It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
