your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
P.S. I can't hear my feet
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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