I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We're facebook friends in real life
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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