party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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