I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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