She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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