The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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