please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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