do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Found your dick twin last night
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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