I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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