Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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