Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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