im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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