Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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