I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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