Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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