Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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