He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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