69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Please don't give away my fajitas
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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