What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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