Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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