Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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