I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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