my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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