help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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