I need help removing her.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
