This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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