its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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