i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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