I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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