Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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