I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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