Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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