I wanna bring you to show and tell
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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