Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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