yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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