Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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