Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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